I ponder what it might be like to live in a slapped together, cardboard townhouse with all the modern amenities.
When this cardboard townhouse falls apart due to lack of workmanship, I would simply move to another one. In some McSubdivision.
I’d drive a McMinivan most likely.
Of course, if I’m living in such a McTownhouse I would be single with two kids.
This would not be too much of a foreign concept to me, truth be said. I’m single right now. Single with two kids. One who needs his nose wiped and one who is teething and whining.
But I itch to paint.
I should paint.
I want to paint.
I can’t paint.
Because there is no one to watch the kiddies.
Not that I’m watching them either right now…I’m blogging. Pondering and blogging.
I ponder too if I should just contact a real estate agent. Have her assess this place to sell AS IS.
You know, like that IKEA ASIS section.
Put it up for sale, move into a new townhouse, and be done with it.
No more basement issues. No more painting issues. No more coordinating and trying to stay motivated, and motivate OTHER people to prime and paint and do stuff.