Scene: Mommy’s bedroom. Baby in bed with mommy, nursing. Pitter patter of little tot feet.
Time: 6:05 am
Mommy: hi Benski, you wanna come and snuggle with us?
Mommy: take Nuggi out of your mouth, I can’t understand you.
Tot: I got poops in diaper.
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I am soooooooooo unimpressed. Who could possibly stay in a good mood after cleaning up S**T in a diaper of an almost 3 year old kid before the coffee maker kicks in? HUH?